Anita Bryant's Pie in the Face

She was later replaced in our hearts with another hopped up witch: Ann Coulter.

Is there something wrong with Botoxing your child's feet

Sharon Stone: Can't a Cool Mom Like Sharon Stone Share Some Botox With Her 8-Year-Old Son?

Honestly, Sharon Stone lost custody of her 8 year old for being overall hopped up on goofballs. But it seems that the icing on the cake was wanting to inject Botox into the kid's feet because they were unpleasantly aromatic.

The court says, "Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."

But look at all the time that would be saved if she didn't have to make sure his sock were clean.

Will Work for Teeth

Woman in cow costume arrested for Terrorizing Neighborhood

Woman in cow costume arrested | Cincinnati Enquirer | Cincinnati.Com: "A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume.
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Michele Allen pleaded guilty Monday in Middletown Municipal Court to one count of disorderly conduct, court officials said.

Middletown police said she chased children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road and urinated on a neighbor's porch Saturday night. An officer ordered her to go home and stay there.

About 11 p.m., police were called to the 2400 block of North Verity Avenue after receiving a report that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic.

Allen had alcohol on her breath, slurred her words, was belligerent and swore at the officer, a report states."

The Du Rag Model Project: Phase 2

Geeks wear du rags too.

Weatherman Hopped Up On Goofballs

The Du Rag Model Project: Phase 1

I have been collecting pictures of the men modeling on the packages of du rags for about five years, because I think the people who give the thumbs up to some of these pictures are hopped up on goofballs. Every now and, I will post one of my favorites. Does this guy look like he would be walking around wearing a "blunt" du rag?

Ann Coulter Equates the War in Iraq to Gang Warfare

He's so well dressed to be so crazy

Amy Winehouse Still Alive and Hopped Up On Goofballs

Amy Winehouse refuses to get her feet wet: "The 24-year-old singer arrived 45 minutes late for her performance at
Bestival held on the Isle of Wight - because she didn’t want to walk on the soaked grass.
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Amy arrived at 9pm and
refused to get out of the car. She screeched, ‘I’m not standing in that
f***ing mud until somebody dries the grass.’ ”
Reports say that after Amy was coaxed out of the car, she started to drink a
bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey, before promptly collapsing and being helped
to her feet by her six minders."