Anita Bryant's Pie in the Face

She was later replaced in our hearts with another hopped up witch: Ann Coulter.

Is there something wrong with Botoxing your child's feet

Sharon Stone: Can't a Cool Mom Like Sharon Stone Share Some Botox With Her 8-Year-Old Son?

Honestly, Sharon Stone lost custody of her 8 year old for being overall hopped up on goofballs. But it seems that the icing on the cake was wanting to inject Botox into the kid's feet because they were unpleasantly aromatic.

The court says, "Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."

But look at all the time that would be saved if she didn't have to make sure his sock were clean.

Will Work for Teeth

Woman in cow costume arrested for Terrorizing Neighborhood

Woman in cow costume arrested | Cincinnati Enquirer | Cincinnati.Com: "A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume.
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Michele Allen pleaded guilty Monday in Middletown Municipal Court to one count of disorderly conduct, court officials said.

Middletown police said she chased children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road and urinated on a neighbor's porch Saturday night. An officer ordered her to go home and stay there.

About 11 p.m., police were called to the 2400 block of North Verity Avenue after receiving a report that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic.

Allen had alcohol on her breath, slurred her words, was belligerent and swore at the officer, a report states."

The Du Rag Model Project: Phase 2

Geeks wear du rags too.

Weatherman Hopped Up On Goofballs

The Du Rag Model Project: Phase 1

I have been collecting pictures of the men modeling on the packages of du rags for about five years, because I think the people who give the thumbs up to some of these pictures are hopped up on goofballs. Every now and, I will post one of my favorites. Does this guy look like he would be walking around wearing a "blunt" du rag?

Ann Coulter Equates the War in Iraq to Gang Warfare

He's so well dressed to be so crazy

Amy Winehouse Still Alive and Hopped Up On Goofballs

Amy Winehouse refuses to get her feet wet: "The 24-year-old singer arrived 45 minutes late for her performance at
Bestival held on the Isle of Wight - because she didn’t want to walk on the soaked grass.
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Amy arrived at 9pm and
refused to get out of the car. She screeched, ‘I’m not standing in that
f***ing mud until somebody dries the grass.’ ”
Reports say that after Amy was coaxed out of the car, she started to drink a
bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey, before promptly collapsing and being helped
to her feet by her six minders."

Tyra and the Porcupine

Grade School Principle Makes Kids Look In A Poop Bag

Peyton Elementary Principal Michael Auclaire said he wanted to make a point to the students because someone had been leaving human waste on the floor and toilet seats in a girl's lavatory.

Some parents complained Auclaire's actions were inappropriate and created a health risk.

Auclaire said he has apologized in person to the students and by letter to their parents. He said he realized it was "not the best thing to do."

Principal regrets making students view excrement - Yahoo! News

Man has eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972

Wisconsin man has eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972 - Yahoo! News

And now he's ready to die...

The Fond du Lac man said he hit the 23,000 milestone last month, continuing a culinary obsession that began May 17, 1972, and is fed by his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"I enjoy them every day," said Gorske, 54. "I need two to fill me up."

Gorske has kept every burger receipt in a box. He says he was always fascinated with numbers, and watching McDonald's track its number of customers motivated him to track his own consumption.

Don't worry, the babysitter's a mongoose

Do you think he ever got his change?

A Rare Picture of a Used Schoolgirl Panties Vending Machine in Japan

For some reason, these are no longer legal.


PhotoMann Travel Photgraphy - Images of Japanese Vending Machines

Condoleeza Hopped Up On Goofballs

Don't Let Your Panties Touch the Toilet Seat

Hitler is Not Happy With the Dragonball Live Action Movie

42 Cambodian Midgets Mauled in a Lion Fight

Sometimes there is not strength in numbers, as the Cambodian Midget Fighting League discovered when they took on an African lion in a sold-out event.

The fight was planned after a fan told the league's president that a lion could defeat the entire 42 member midget league.

The fight was stopped after 12 minutes, and 28 of the fighters were declared dead. The rest were unable to fight due to lost and broken limbs. The Cambodian Government received a 50% commission on the tickets sold.
BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Interview With a Pedophile on Australian News

Diddy Says There's No Blacks in Alaska

Oh Diddy, your stupidity saddens me.

Too Much Caffeine To Save The Souls of Mexicans

Fox News' Steve Doocy Clarifies Palin's International Experience

I live near a doctor's office. Am I qualified to practice medicine?

Pedro Infante The Idol of Mexican Cinema

Ella (Me Canse De Rogarle)

Matthew McConaughey's Mom Says Father Died During Sex with Her

Mom Says Matthew McConaughey's Father Died During Sex Encounter with Her

Dishing on her late hubby, Kay openly revealed that he died while they were having sex. "On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love, but one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go," she recalled.

And when she realized that James couldn't be revived, Kay made sure the paramedics took him from the house in the nude. "I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey - and his gift," so she said reasoning on her decision to do so.

I wonder how she would have had him removed if he had expired on the toilet.

Code Pink and Condoleeza

Helicopter Hair

Doing Doritos in Japan

She Could Have Gotten a Paper Cut

Why Horse Play Isn't Allowed on the Job

Bush Hopped Up on Malaria Awareness Day