Monday, September 22, 2008

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Monday, September 15, 2008

The Du Rag Model Project: Phase 1


I have been collecting pictures of the men modeling on the packages of du rags for about five years, because I think the people who give the thumbs up to some of these pictures are hopped up on goofballs. Every now and, I will post one of my favorites. Does this guy look like he would be walking around wearing a "blunt" du rag?

Ann Coulter Equates the War in Iraq to Gang Warfare

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Amy Winehouse Still Alive and Hopped Up On Goofballs

Amy Winehouse refuses to get her feet wet: "The 24-year-old singer arrived 45 minutes late for her performance at
Bestival held on the Isle of Wight - because she didn’t want to walk on the soaked grass.
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Amy arrived at 9pm and
refused to get out of the car. She screeched, ‘I’m not standing in that
f***ing mud until somebody dries the grass.’ ”
Reports say that after Amy was coaxed out of the car, she started to drink a
bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey, before promptly collapsing and being helped
to her feet by her six minders."

Tyra and the Porcupine

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Grade School Principle Makes Kids Look In A Poop Bag


Peyton Elementary Principal Michael Auclaire said he wanted to make a point to the students because someone had been leaving human waste on the floor and toilet seats in a girl's lavatory.

Some parents complained Auclaire's actions were inappropriate and created a health risk.

Auclaire said he has apologized in person to the students and by letter to their parents. He said he realized it was "not the best thing to do."




Principal regrets making students view excrement - Yahoo! News

Man has eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972

Wisconsin man has eaten 23,000 Big Macs since 1972 - Yahoo! News

And now he's ready to die...

The Fond du Lac man said he hit the 23,000 milestone last month, continuing a culinary obsession that began May 17, 1972, and is fed by his obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"I enjoy them every day," said Gorske, 54. "I need two to fill me up."

Gorske has kept every burger receipt in a box. He says he was always fascinated with numbers, and watching McDonald's track its number of customers motivated him to track his own consumption.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Hitler is Not Happy With the Dragonball Live Action Movie

42 Cambodian Midgets Mauled in a Lion Fight

Sometimes there is not strength in numbers, as the Cambodian Midget Fighting League discovered when they took on an African lion in a sold-out event.

The fight was planned after a fan told the league's president that a lion could defeat the entire 42 member midget league.

The fight was stopped after 12 minutes, and 28 of the fighters were declared dead. The rest were unable to fight due to lost and broken limbs. The Cambodian Government received a 50% commission on the tickets sold.
BBC NEWS | World | Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Monday, September 1, 2008

Diddy Says There's No Blacks in Alaska

Oh Diddy, your stupidity saddens me.