Thursday, October 2, 2008

Is there something wrong with Botoxing your child's feet

Sharon Stone: Can't a Cool Mom Like Sharon Stone Share Some Botox With Her 8-Year-Old Son?

Honestly, Sharon Stone lost custody of her 8 year old for being overall hopped up on goofballs. But it seems that the icing on the cake was wanting to inject Botox into the kid's feet because they were unpleasantly aromatic.

The court says, "Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."


But look at all the time that would be saved if she didn't have to make sure his sock were clean.

Will Work for Teeth

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Woman in cow costume arrested for Terrorizing Neighborhood


Woman in cow costume arrested | Cincinnati Enquirer | Cincinnati.Com: "A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume.
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Michele Allen pleaded guilty Monday in Middletown Municipal Court to one count of disorderly conduct, court officials said.

Middletown police said she chased children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road and urinated on a neighbor's porch Saturday night. An officer ordered her to go home and stay there.

About 11 p.m., police were called to the 2400 block of North Verity Avenue after receiving a report that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic.

Allen had alcohol on her breath, slurred her words, was belligerent and swore at the officer, a report states."