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Woman in cow costume arrested for Terrorizing Neighborhood

Woman in cow costume arrested | Cincinnati Enquirer | Cincinnati.Com: "A 32-year-old woman was sentenced to a month in the Middletown Jail Monday after she was arrested and charged with chasing children, blocking traffic and yelling at police - all while wearing a cow costume.
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Michele Allen pleaded guilty Monday in Middletown Municipal Court to one count of disorderly conduct, court officials said.

Middletown police said she chased children in the 3100 block of Wilbraham Road and urinated on a neighbor's porch Saturday night. An officer ordered her to go home and stay there.

About 11 p.m., police were called to the 2400 block of North Verity Avenue after receiving a report that a woman in a cow costume was blocking traffic.

Allen had alcohol on her breath, slurred her words, was belligerent and swore at the officer, a report states."

The Du Rag Model Project: Phase 2

Geeks wear du rags too.

Weatherman Hopped Up On Goofballs

The Du Rag Model Project: Phase 1

I have been collecting pictures of the men modeling on the packages of du rags for about five years, because I think the people who give the thumbs up to some of these pictures are hopped up on goofballs. Every now and, I will post one of my favorites. Does this guy look like he would be walking around wearing a "blunt" du rag?

Ann Coulter Equates the War in Iraq to Gang Warfare

He's so well dressed to be so crazy

Amy Winehouse Still Alive and Hopped Up On Goofballs

Amy Winehouse refuses to get her feet wet: "The 24-year-old singer arrived 45 minutes late for her performance at
Bestival held on the Isle of Wight - because she didn’t want to walk on the soaked grass.
A source told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper: “Amy arrived at 9pm and
refused to get out of the car. She screeched, ‘I’m not standing in that
f***ing mud until somebody dries the grass.’ ”
Reports say that after Amy was coaxed out of the car, she started to drink a
bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey, before promptly collapsing and being helped
to her feet by her six minders."

Tyra and the Porcupine

Grade School Principle Makes Kids Look In A Poop Bag

Peyton Elementary Principal Michael Auclaire said he wanted to make a point to the students because someone had been leaving human waste on the floor and toilet seats in a girl's lavatory.

Some parents complained Auclaire's actions were inappropriate and created a health risk.

Auclaire said he has apologized in person to the students and by letter to their parents. He said he realized it was "not the best thing to do."

Principal regrets making students view excrement - Yahoo! News